Total Medals Earned: 2,681 (From 239 different games.) Total Medal Score: 47,275 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (90/140 points)
call 911 or 112
Push all the buttons
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Call a random number
Listen to all tracks on tape
Finish the game
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 43/43 (500/500 points)
WIn Bonus 1 with all 10 right answers
By saluting the Flags at begining of game
Win the flash by finishing the game
Find the hidden flag of Colombia
Find the hidden flag of Ethiopia
Find the hidden flag of Indonesia
Find the hidden flag of Nicaragua
Find the hidden flag of Taiwan
Find the hidden flag of Thailandia
Win bonus 2 with all right answers
Win bonus 3 with all 10 right answers
Find all the 6 hidden flags
Win test game with all 30 right flags
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Make the giant angry
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/135 points)
Complete level 1 of classic mode.
Complete level 3 of classic mode.
Achieve a score of 50,000 or higher in endless mode.
Complete classic mode.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (115/215 points)
Let experiment beging
Electrisity experiment passed
Jampers experiment passed
Lasers experiment passed
Gravitation experiment passed
Now you are free
Medals Earned: 26/30 (225/335 points)
Submit your highscore 3 times
Reach the max combo
Submit 5 highscores
Reach the last level.
Play 5 games.
Play 10 games.
Start playing
Use adrenaline
Use adrenaline 3 times in a game
Use adrenaline 5 times in a game
Beat your highscore
Score 2,500 points
Score 5,000 points
Use a power up
Use 3 power ups in a single game
Buy an upgrade
Buy 10 upgrades
Submit your highscore
Upgrade to max statistics
Play 25 games.
Score 10,000+ points in 3 games in a row
Score 7,500 points
Score 10,000 points
Buy 25 upgrades
Score 12,000 points
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Use 5 power ups in a single game.
Score 25,000
Score 20,000 points
Complete every challenge
Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)
Did I see a coconut?
You completed the game. Congratulations.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (220/220 points)
Clear the first 5 levels!
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear levels 5-10!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 10-15!
Clear levels 20-25
Clear every level!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/85 points)
Look at the "More Info" tab
Reach 12 speed without missing one sign
Medals Earned: 10/20 (95/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Kill a construction worker
Have you tried eating less fiber
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding